14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand
3. There Was Nothing Cooler Than Hanging Out By The Big Tree
Forget the walking talking trees in The Lord Of the Rings; no tree will ever be more impressive to you than the humongous tree growing in the middle of the shopping centre. The fact that it died it 2008 doesn't mean you wont hold it dear in your heart forever. Sitting on the stone steps under the shade of its leaves with a Marks and Spencer sandwich in one hand and a New Look voucher which you got for your thirteenth birthday in the other meant for a pretty wild Saturday afternoon. Gossiping with your friends at your favourite meeting point followed by buying three pairs of knickers for a tenner in New Look was the epitome of living it up at the weekend.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
