Just be wary of the stairs in The Venue because there's more than a few of you who have accidentally fallen down or up them in your slightly intoxicated state. But the risk of tackling the stairs in your six inch heels is surely worth the satisfaction of knowing that you're not going to sweat profusely as soon as you hit the upstairs of the Granary? Even in the depths of Winter, that place is a sauna which is fantastic for those of you who are cold blooded, but not so much for the warm blooded humans amongst you. And of course, you have Chancers. It takes a few visits to probably understand the logistics and the routine of the club but once you have it down, you're fine. You'll work out where the darkest corners are for your darkest secrets to remain hidden, the best place to spy on people from the balcony and of course, the best place to view the sexiest 80s dance moves that the punters have to offer (it's downstairs by the way). The nightlife proves that the locals make the best of what they have. If people killing karaoke at the Hole I' the Wa' isn't your type of thing, you'll get the last train to Dumfries from Carlisle just so you can catch up the gossip of what really happened in Slipstream when you were away.
