12. The Only Exercise You Get Is To The Post Office
That's if your building doesn't have an outgoing tray or you're the person who has to actually take that mail 'out.' The walk to the post office is the ultimate freedom and even though it's raining and a thunderstorm is approaching, you skip the whole way there. Sometimes, only sometimes, you sneak in running to the nearest bakery and then exclaim how long the line was in the post office when you get back to the office. No one will ever know and you're really smug about it. That is until you get back to your desk and see the piles and piles of paperwork that have now appeared. Great.