10. You'll Make Up Scenarios Of What It'll Be LIke To Bump Into Them
You'll convince yourself that when you do eventually randomly bump into them that you'll have lost weight, you'll be looking immaculate and you'll be too busy kissing some hottie to even notice them walk past. Unfortunately, life is cruel because you'll always see them when you look like you haven't washed in three weeks, you have food sloped down your top and you're not really sure what's going on because you haven't seen daylight in so long. You'll then be horrified to see them holding hands with someone and even though you know that you're better looking than their downgrade, you really don't look it right now.
