14 Things That Will Happen If You Date Someone In The Armed Forces

9. You'll Also Befriend Righty And Lefty

The sexual frustration will be intense and it will feel like you're in heat. Every. Day. Long distance relationships are hard but at least some people get to see their partner every other week or so, but when you're dating someone who has been deployed, you're looking at months of dry spells. So on the day or night of their return, it's probably wise not to throw a huge party with all of their friends and family, not unless you want to get caught in that broom cupboard because you two just couldn't wait until you got home. So if you haven't already, it's time to get reacquainted with yourself...