14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

7. Do Not Poke Them... Ever

You might think that it's hilarious to yell 'bap slap' and then run away giggling like a little girl. She's not going to find it funny and it's not recommended unless you want a swift kick to your genitals. This can also be good advice for the bedroom; don't make it awkward, and don't spend too much time on them because she's going to get bored unless you're doing everything else right, and unfortunately, most of you just aren't because you're too busy being in awe of them.
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