14 Thoughts You Have When Your Best Friend Announces Their Engagement

7. You Have To Rock Those Handcuffs And Penis Straws

No prudes are allowed at a hen party. Unfortunately, tradition dictates that the bride is supposed to get absolutely smashed by drinking through willy straws, laiden with feather boas whilst wearing bright pink plastic decorations. This isn't the night to become a prude and refuse to drink through a willy straw, no matter how uncomfortable it feels in your mouth - you need to take one for the team.
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