Chances are, the bonobo is having more sex than you are. The bonobo is a type of chimpanzee that lives in communal groups and solves problems with sex. Scientists have labelled them the Make Love Not War apes of the animal kingdom. They will even engage in sexual behaviour and grooming with outsider groups of bonobos to encourage peace, a behaviour that is unheard of among common chimpanzees. Not only do bonobos have better diplomatic relations than the United States, but also they are also stronger and more physically fit than most humans. They swing from trees like parkour experts and are known to jump as high as 0.7 metres, doubling the average vertical leap of a human. No doubt, they're winning in fight.
