Another childhood favourite, this game sees contestants paired up and each team given a roll of toilet paper. Then one person in each team must spin around the other in order to mummify them in toilet paper as fast as possible. This is especially fun after a few Halloween drinks, as we all know alcohol and dizziness make for hilarious and totally not at all dangerous consequences.
Created in a petri dish in an underground lab, I was originally designed by scientists to carry out high-profile assassinations for the CIA. Unfortunately, something went wrong and my only skill was writing list-based articles. So now I do that instead.