Ever been on a date with someone and it's just the worst night of your life? You always leave the house with a code word that you can text your friends so that they can call you with a fake emergency so that you have to leave early. You're not sure which is worse; the fact that you can't be honest with the person that you're on a date with, the fact that you're judging them having only spent an hour with them, or the fact that you're lying with such conviction that you actually begin to believe it yourself? Either way, you have the fake emergency down.
