15 People Who You Encounter On Every Night Out

6. The Guys Who Have No Idea What's Going On

These guys are either extremely intoxicated or just a bit dim. For the drunkards, you'll have to convince the bouncers that they're not drunk, their face just always looks that pained and confused you promise and plead. Once they've miraculously gained entry they'll probably just be sitting by themselves in the corner laughing at how funny they are... by themselves. The dim witted guys are the ones who have no idea what they're doing with a girl. For starters, they won't understand when a girl is chatting them up and completely dismiss it. They'll not realise that the invitation to the bathroom wasn't because they needed a peeing buddy. They'll also be consuming some poor girl's face whilst trying to 'fondle' her chest but it's actually causing her pain. Boobs are not detachable.
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