She will look like something out of a horror movie with make up smeared all over her face, lipstick dribbling down her chin and she has mascara in places where no one should have mascara. There's usually one Crying Girl in every friend group and whether it's because she has had too much to drink or is upset about not having a love interest, it's someone's duty to babysit. The conversation will then turn into some deep, philosophical and existential revelation that you just don't need on your night out. You just wanted to drink your smirnoff ice in peace and have a boogie.
