15 Problems Only Bald Men Will Understand

14. The Awkwardness That Can Come From Trying To Describe Yourself

Bald Patch Gif If you're going to meet someone for the first time who has never seen a picture of you, there can be a bit of awkwardness on your behalf when it comes to describing yourself beforehand. Do you go for the jokey line: "I'm as bald as Homer Simpson", or are you too self-conscious and attempt to skirt round the issue: "I could be described as being slightly receding". This is can be particularly excruciating speaking to someone before a blind date.
 
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Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.