12. You Forget You Ever Even Had Hair
Depending on what age you lose it, there will likely come a point where you completely forgot you ever even had hair in the first place. It may be that you never even developed it, and just stayed bald from the moment you were born. Sadly, you'll then find a photo of you in your early-teens and get bitter about the whole thing, or laugh outwardly at how ridiculous you looked while you die inside.