15 Problems Only Burlesque Performers Will Understand

5. Unfortunately Timed Toilet Breaks

You felt absolutely fine 5 minutes ago. Absolutely fine when you were sticking on your merkin with careful precision, but now that its on? Well now you have never needed to pee more in your entire life. Peeling it off isn't an option, it's bad enough doing that once, so you'll just hop around a bit and hope your cross-legged choreography comes across more like a sexy strut and less like desperation.