15 Problems Only Burlesque Performers Will Understand

14. Underwear Loss

Canvas every performer in the world, but virtually all of them will admit they've never left a show in the underwear they arrived in. They might have an abundance of sparkly, glittery, crystal-adorned thongs but that comfortable little VS number is somehow going to be all that's left when your taxi turns up. The dressing room underwear monster is real.