15 Problems Only Burlesque Performers Will Understand

9. Then This One..."Where Did You Get Your Lipstick From?!"

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At some point we're all just going to have to get t-shirts that read "It's just red glitter" printed on a t-shirt and distributed amongst the cabaret community. It would save a lot of time. Unfortunately printed t-shirts are way too fugly to be worn by any of these divas.. *Nail panting emoji*.
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