15 Problems Only Roller Derby Girls Will Understand

4. Being Hit In The Privates A LOT

A member of the Shevil Knevils roller derby team stretches before a Brewcity Bruisers bout, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2010, in Franklin, Wis. (AP Photo/Jeffrey Phelps) HOLD FOR SHOUN
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You're just rolling away doing your thing during a match/practice, and then, BAM! the girl in front has fallen and hit you in the most delicate of areas.

It's one of the worst and most embarrassing things that can happen to you in derby, but it does happen. 

You know it doesn't hurt half as bad as males parts do - they literally won't shut up about it, after all - but still there is nothing worse than having a bruised vagina. 


 
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