15 Problems Only Roller Derby Girls Will Understand

1. The Derby Calves, Thighs And Booty

A member of the Shevil Knevils roller derby team stretches before a Brewcity Bruisers bout, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2010, in Franklin, Wis. (AP Photo/Jeffrey Phelps) HOLD FOR SHOUN
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One thing roller derby is good for is getting slimmer and gaining muscle. 

Even if you don't want to gain muscle, it just happens and you have to deal with it. Your favourite knee high boots just won't fit round your calves anymore. And forget those skinny jeans, there is no way they are gonna get them over your thighs and booty of steel.

Yep, your clothes don't fit you anymore, but damn do you look fine!. 


Have any more roller derby problems? Feel free to discuss and share below! 

 
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