15 Problems Only Serious Arachnophobes Will Understand
13. When You Dont Have A DSR (Designated Spider Remover)
So there's a spider. A big, dirty hairy spider, eyeballing you from the corner of your room; twitching it's ghastly legs now and again. But, you're the only one home. You've screamed, gagged, and contemplated various different assassination attempts before scrolling through your entire phonebook to find a potential hero. There's only one thing to do in this situation, we're afraid: get yourself some toilet roll, approach the beast slowly and, very carefully, burn the house down.
