15 Problems Only Serious Arachnophobes Will Understand

11. When You Get To The Defeat Stage And Just Start Verbally Abusing The Spider

Damn you! Damn you to Hell! You wait 'til I get a hold of you, you filthy little deformity, I'm going to drown you in bleach and set fire to your corpse as a warning to all your other spider scum family! The name-calling soon turns to weeping as you realise words don't hurt spiders, and you're still a prisoner in your own home.