15 Questions That You Should Always Ask On A First Date

6. "Have You Ever Forgotten Your Mother's Birthday?"

Ideal answer: "Once. But I learned my lesson." Why: He's not a total mummy's boy because once upon a time he did forget about celebrating his mother's birthday - you know, that woman who pushed him out of her vagina. And he's already experienced a woman scorned first hand, so you don't have to teach him that important lesson for yourself which will make you out to be the bad guy. Let's just hope he doesn't forget your birthday because he should always be thinking about you and planning your surprise party at least six months in advance.