15 Questions That You Should Always Ask On A First Date

12. "Are You Team Edward Or Jacob?"

Ideal answer: "Neither." Why: Twilight is awful. It makes a mockery of what it is to be a strong, independent heroine and the message of the story is that you don't just need to die for love; you also need to completely change who you are and reject all of your friends and family to be with the person who your teenage self is in love with...who is also dead. You would also accept Team Jacob as an answer because at least he's willing to let Bella still be, you know, a human and alive and stuff.