15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

15. Share This To Your Friends And All Your Dreams Will Come True

You'd have thought that chain-mail would have died out when good spam filters came along. But no, like a virus they evolved and joined the social networking revolution. How many times a day do you see statuses on Facebook that promise you wealth or good fortune if you pass the message on to your friends? These things seem to clog up news feeds and home pages when they are a complete waste of space and time. The really upsetting thing is that so many people seem to share these statuses, as if they believe that it actually works! If Bullsh*t Man was around he would nip these statuses in the bud by going after the creator. With these annoyances out of the way we wouldn't have to filter through the crap that clogs up the internet every time we want to read the rubbish that people write on their social networking pages. On second thought, maybe Bullsh*t Man would do away with social networking sites entirely...
 
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My life is an odd blend of the real and surreal. By day I study law but by night I live my life vicariously through science fiction and fantasy, as a Whovian, gamer and writer.