15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

13. New Year, New Me

Quit smoking; try something new; go travelling; eat healthier. These are some of the things that we promise to do for ourselves every year in vain. Why do we make these promises when we know that we won't keep them? New Year's resolutions are always a topical discussion point both before and after the New Year's festivities. So much time and money is wasted trying to convince ourselves and others that this will be year that we turn over a new leaf. Wouldn't we be making our own lives easier if we stopped fooling ourselves and went back to our normal lives. They say you should start all things as you mean to go on, so let's not start each year with a load of bull. Let's save Bullsh*t Man a job. If you are one of the few who are still strong with your 2014 New Year's resolutions then good on you - feel free to share your secret techniques with the rest of us!