15 Things People Who Aren't Big Drinkers Will Understand

11. You're Still An Epic Wingman

If anything, you're a better wingman that you would be if you were drunk. You're pretty certain that if you were drunk, you wouldn't be determined to find your friend a 'challenge' for the night; you'd rather be shaking yo thang on the dancefloor. Stiffler style. You're aware of what you're doing and what you're saying and, as long as your friend doesn't throw up all over their shoes, you're certain that they have a chance. You're welcome.