15 Things That Will Happen If You Get Into Pole Dancing
1. You'll Fall In Front Of Dozens Of People
Like all things in life, once you get a big head about it, you’re bound to fail one last time. Even if you’re pretty humble, it will probably still happen to you, bacause life's a bitch and then you die.
We’ve all seen how people have fallen flat on their faces at pole dancing competitions or shows and you’re not a true pole dancer until you’ve humiliated yourself properly in front of dozens of strangers.
However, if you’re not doing it for competitions and the like, you’ll probably just fall flat on your face in front of your husband of boyfriend… which is fine, unless you end up on an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER.