15 Things That Will Happen If You Get Into Pole Dancing
14. You'll Feel Intimidated
As soon as the class starts filling up, you realise that you’ve made a terrible, horrible mistake. You’re faced with the fittest, most beautiful people you’ve ever laid your eyes on with abs as tight your smallest pair of jeans.
What’s worse, you feel like you stand out like a horrible, swollen stubbed toe. You realize that your new workout pants barely fit you and you’re sure they’re all staring at you, wondering what you were thinking joining a pole dancing class in the first place. To make matters even worse, the instructor (who looks like some mash up of Khaleesi and Katheryn Winnick), introduces your sad, fat arse to the class and you feel like the slow kid that never got picked for the soccer team.
Then they go ahead and demonstrate a few moves to show you what you’re in for. That's when you eventually start to relax.