15 Things That Will Happen If You Get Into Pole Dancing

10. Your Body Will Feel Like It Wants To Give Up

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Once you’ve taken so many falls that you’re sure your bruises make you look like a street fighter instead of a pole dancer, you know you’re getting somewhere. If you’re clumsy you’ll probably look even worse.

You’ll have to convince people that your bruises (and the fact that you walk like you’ve given birth to a baby whale) are thanks to the new routines you’re learning and not the result of a really rough night with your husband.

At this stage you’re seriously considering giving up. You're sure everyone's judging you, you're not getting anywhere and you're in pain. So much pain.

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