15 Thoughts You Have When Watching Bridesmaids

14. Their Penis Impression Is On Point

It's so true. You love having sexy time but only when you don't actually see their, erm... quivering member. As much as you love to ride it, you hate looking at it because they're just never pleasant. They really do like they're standing up and staring directly at you in a rather aggressive manner. Put it away and get it off of your forehead; it doesn't belong there.
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