You like to be prepared, and having your vagina waxed is one of those ways that you prepare for your next sexual encounter. They're expensive, they hurt like hell and boys will never understand what it's like trying to maintain a normal conversation with a stranger whilst she's pouring hot wax onto your private parts and then ripping all of the hair out. You now have your new haircut and you're ready to take on the world so you put on your set of matching underwear. But then something happens, something horrible, and you find yourself not having sex because he wants to talk bout his feelings. Why didn't he want to talk about his feelings last night when you weren't ready for him? You got a wax, enjoy it!
