16 Sex Problems Only Women Will Understand

14. Neither Can Breasts...

Some men are completely amazed when it comes to your breasts. They'll stare, feel, lick and snuggle on them, all the while your face looks similar to that of Kristen Wiig's. It is important for him to spend some time up there before he ventures downstairs so that you're ready for the party to start, but when he sets up camp on your chest, you're going to be feeling awkward and a bit confused. Your boobs are also attached to your body, something which a lot of men do forget. If he squeezes any harder, they're probably going to pop and no matter how many times you cup it, it's not going to go around in a circle.
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