17 Problems Only People From Bournemouth Will Understand

11. Never Riding The Balloon

Something you'd expect to do when you first get to Bournemouth, but certain things stand in your way. For one, the tourists who always get there before you. You never seem to catch a break. The other? The prices. Oh lord, the prices. £12.50 for an adult. £12.50. It stays in the air for like 5 minutes and doesn't go anywhere! A family ticket? £35! Locals refuse to pay that much for a town they see everyday. Oh look, it's where I live from slightly higher up.