2. Sends You Explicit Pictures
You know that sex is constantly on the male mind, and it's a known fact that if he can't have it with you right this second, he's sure as hell thinking about the soonest possible opportunity to do it. So he'll send you a naked selfie to "get you in the mood" and to make sure you're thinking about him in all his glory, which is about as off-base as you can get. As if anyone has ever found a close-up of a penis even remotely attractive.