...With a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doctor takes one look at the man and remarks, "We have a hell of a problem here." To which the man responds with, "You have no idea, Doc. This is just the tip of the iceberg."
11. A Friend Of Mine Died After Drinking A Gallon Of Varnish
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