18 Manliest Things To Do In Life

15. Make A List

List Gif Be it 'bucket', 'shopping' or something really serious like '10 Best Imported Italian beers', making a list is a very manly and awesome thing to do. Lists bring order to chaos and allow all men to put their opinion across as fact (which we love). List something and then rank all entries for optimum man-points. You could even make a career out of it, I know a website that likes lists...

14. Chop Down A Tree

Some things are intrinsically manly. Anything involving working with your hands, getting a sweat on or using tools for example. Combine all three and you arrive at number 14 on the list. Take an axe and get medieval on a tree's behind. You're handling an axe, teaching a tree manners and providing fuel for fire. You are a proper bloke now you lumberjacking son-of-a-gun.

13. Respect Women

Casually referring to women as 'b*tches' or 'hoes', or having a general misogynistic outlook can only ever be right under very, very specific scenarios. Those scenarios do not extend much beyond being a successful African-American rapper from the streets filming a new video, and even then that's pushing it. If you are not a successful African-American rapper from the streets it's best - and manliest - to treat all woman with the respect they deserve. Thank someone's mum, sister or daughter next time....and would it kill you to pull your damn pants up?
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