There is no manlier pursuit than hosting a BBQ for your friends because of two words; fire and meat. Feel your Y chromosome grow to Godzilla-size proportions as your serve people chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and red in the middle, all the while being the centre of attention for your manly hosting ways. Men don't 'bake' or 'whisk' or 'prepare' food. We open a bottle of beer, napalm a dead animal and then eat the hell out of it.
5. Play A Contact Sport
The fifth manliest thing you can do involves competition men must win at everything after all and pain preferably causing it. Badminton you say? Don't let the shuttlecock hit you in your vagina on the way out. We're talking sports that reduce the amount of brain cells you have and could give you a concussion. At a push you can include pool, darts and bowling because you can play all those while drinking beer, which is always super-manly not to mention awesome.
4. Grow A Great Big Bushy Beard
Jesus. Abraham Lincoln. Che Guevara and possibly you. Is your face cold in winter? Not anymore it's not. Worried about your lack of chin? Not anymore you're not! Want to be able heal the sick? Now you ca...well, maybe not but you can still look a little like Jesus. Be a man. Grow a beard (at least once).
The fifth manliest thing you can do involves competition men must win at everything after all and pain preferably causing it. Badminton you say? Don't let the shuttlecock hit you in your vagina on the way out. We're talking sports that reduce the amount of brain cells you have and could give you a concussion. At a push you can include pool, darts and bowling because you can play all those while drinking beer, which is always super-manly not to mention awesome. 