18 Problems Only People Who Look Younger Than Their Age Will Understand
2. Once You Got Caught Up In A Kid's Swimming Lesson
And no one batted an eyelid. Because they thought you were one of the kids. You didn't mean to get in the wrong bit of the pool, you just weren't looking where you were going. The teacher even told you your front stroke was coming along really well. You've never been more humiliated. Even worse was when you were in the communal changing room afterwards and you got in the shower and people weren't sure if you were a person who'd hit puberty way too early ("Did you see that little girl? She had so much hair down there?!" or an old person with a young person's face ("I think that lady has had plastic surgery, mummy!")
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).