15. You Spend So Much Money On Make Up
Your monthly wage goes on bottles and jars and tubes of make up which you use to enhance every aspect of your face in the hope that it will age you in the short term - and maybe also in the long term, if you keep applying all these cosmetics over time. You find yourself short of change for groceries but surrounded by every type of skin foundation you can imagine in your own bathroom. And when you put it all on, you just look like a child putting on a musical theatre production for their end of year show. Still, you persist.