13. People Who Don't Understand Your Harry Potter References Cannot Be Your Friends
If they don't understand that you think that they have the emotional range of a teaspoon, how are they going to know how cool and funny you are? What are they going to do when you're having a Harry Potter marathon and they don't want to join you because they think that those films are for children? Punch them in the face*, that's what. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. Please don't punch your friends in the face. Petrificus Totalus works just as well.
