18 Things Only Jurassic Park Fans Will Understand

3. Asking Why Alan And Ellie Didn't Get Together

They are literally the best couple ever so why didn't they get it on after their traumatic experience of the park? In real life, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum got together and were engaged for two years until they called it off - looks like Malcolm's chaos theory worked for sure. But why though? They were both so attractive and lovely and they dug up dinosaurs together so why on Earth didn't it work out when they were practically dating anyway?
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