17. You're Determined To Find A Pair Of Shorts That Fit Properly
For some reason, the main guy who was hired to keep the dinosaurs in order (because out of everything, this is definitely a one man job) can't have been comfortable running around in those hot pants. Although he did have a very decent pair of legs but they didn't save him in his dance off with the raptors. You now have this worry that when you're in the mood to buy a pair of khaki shorts that you'll end up looking like Robert Muldoon, will you be able to pull them off or will the cameltoe make you change your mind?
