8. The Impenetrable Tangled Mess Of Knots
You could brush your hair and detangle all knots and literally five seconds later, a knot has appeared out of nowhere and you don't understand the concept of life anymore. How is that even possible? Regardless of whether you move your head or not, your hair is going to get tatty very quickly and brushing them out makes you cry like you did when you were a child and your mother brushed your hair vigorously and without compassion for those knots.