17. Sexy Time Isn't Quite As Sexy
Even though long hair looks and makes you feel sexier when it's down, it's very unpractical for having sexy time. It's gets in yours and your partners face, your mouths, wraps around each other and even though you're okay with getting a bit hot and bothered, you can't tie it up because that would mean stopping the rhythm you've got going. The things you do for love.