Clothes shopping is an epic battle between you and the lack of material. Dresses are too short so they make you look promiscuous, play suits are out because of the whole cameltoe situation that's literally staring some people in the face, maxi dresses never touch the ground so they look awkward, and you can never find trousers that actually cover the length of your entire leg. If you also have big feet, then our thoughts are with you.