There are some days when you just feel like you're too tall and you'd feel better about life if you just chop a little bit of your legs off and so you can be the same height as everyone else. You always slouch because you're trying to look shorter, you look like Treebeard when you run because there are limbs everywhere, and you have to do that awkward knee bend whenever someone takes a photo of you and you want to avoid the gentle giant look.
