9. Despising The Person Who Comes In 5 Minutes Before The End
Another one for all the retail workers in the land, with one key difference; Argos employees aren't permitted to mention to any customers that they're "shutting soon", as it dissuades them from purchasing something. And never forget, an Argos worker would clearly rather stay at the store and watch you like a hawk than say, go home and eat something. Give said customer enough time and when they order they'll throw out the classic "I bet you hate me for this!" barb. Oh, you court jester you, your powers of room-cutting tension are positively profound! *sarcasm detector explodes*
