7. Asking Someone If They Want An Argos Card - And HATING If They Say Yes
It's like being asked if you're having fun at a gathering even if you're considering ending your life with the nearest spork; just say whatever's necessary to get the person to move on and be done with it. But no, although Argos Cards do mean regional bonuses, the process to put them through the system is an elaborate combination of filling out literal paperwork, ringing for credit checks and forever having the customer glare at you as the preceding statement of it "Not taking a second!" was revealed to be a complete and utter lie.