16. That Person Who Returns Something Without A Receipt
Every retail shop as 'em, but Argos Returners are something else indeed. They'll bring back a Sat nav with a tiny, rice-sized scratch the pressure of which wouldn't be detectable by the world's largest microscopes - they just don't care. Then there's the people who try and return garden furniture full of grass and mud stains, or a vacuum cleaner clogged full of a Chewbacca's worth of hair following 11 months and 27 days of use, just to make the most of their guarantee. "It stopped working but I've lost the receipt, it's definitely from here though." Yeah, and this is the "That's made my day so much easier" face.
