4. The Talk
This is one of the worst experiences all sons and daughters must go through. The internet is all the information you need, plus youre not an idiot; where babies come from was as big a mystery as how the tooth fairy came into such riches. No one wants to do it; your parents dont want to sit down and explain the birds and the bees and the changes your body will be going through any more than you want to live through it. You just want the ground to swallow you up and consume you in a pit of darkness; anything is better than your Mum or Dad (or worse, both) sitting down with you and going into details about what periods, sex and puberty is. Your Mum will no doubt try her best to comfort you through this life scarring ordeal and your Dad will no doubt try to calm the tense atmosphere with those vintage zingers of his. Its just a disaster.